A Day in the Life of Robo

As some of you know, our cat "Robocop" is a special animal who can't walk in a straight line and frequently fails to land on his feet like any other normal cat.  In addition to having some general balance issues, he has also developed another problem that causes him to leak what we affectionately refer to as "ass juice" when he's sleeping or cuddled up with me in bed (never with Sean though...I am the sole recipient of ass juice deposits brought on by snuggling).  The vet calls this leakage "inappropriate anal expression".  I call it "disgusting", yet I still let him cuddle under the covers with me.


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Despite his inability to walk in a straight line and land on his feet, sometimes Robo does amazing things that seem to defy gravity, like the following two videos in which he defies the laws of physics.

Robo loves to roll all over warm concrete and he discovered that the one windowsill in our back yard gets nice and warm in the sun, so he did what anyone would do.  He rolled all over it.  If cats could moan, I'm sure he'd be moaning while soaking up all that precious heat from the ledge.







I can not figure out how the cat that can't keep from sliding off a lap and landing on his skull doesn't fall off a narrow window ledge while rolling all over it.  

Here's another video for good measure where he did fall, but miraculously didn't land on his head.




He was totally stoned on catnip in that video, man. Totally...do you know what I love? Brown sauce, man. Yeah. It's so...brown. Yeah. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. Brown. It's like all the colours combined into one, supercolour. Like if all the people on the earth made one colour, it would be Brown man. Yeah. Brown.



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