WINTER STORM WARNING: City of Thunder Bay
Issued at 11:39 AM EDT TUESDAY 10 MARCH 2009
MAJOR SNOWSTORM BEGINNING THIS AFTERNOON NEAR THE INTERNATIONAL BORDER..AND OVER ALL THE ABOVE REGIONS THIS EVENING. NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS EXPECTED. THIS IS A WARNING THAT DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS.
AN INTENSE COLORADO LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO SWEEP ACROSS THE GREAT LAKES THIS EVENING AND MOVE THROUGH CENTRAL AND NORTHERN ONTARIO BY WEDNESDAY MORNING. IN GENERAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 25 TO 40 CENTIMETRES ARE EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM ESPECIALLY ALONG A SWATH EXTENDING FROM NORTHWESTERN SHORES OF LAKE SUPERIOR TO KAPUSKASING. EXTENSIVE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW ARE ALSO FORECAST GIVING NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES. HEAVY SNOWFALL WILL START TAPERING OFF FROM THE THUNDER BAY ATIKOKAN AND VICINITY REGIONS OVERNIGHT AND FROM THE REST OF THE WARNED REGIONS WEDNESDAY MORNING.
MAJOR SNOWSTORM BEGINNING THIS AFTERNOON NEAR THE INTERNATIONAL BORDER..AND OVER ALL THE ABOVE REGIONS THIS EVENING. NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS EXPECTED. THIS IS A WARNING THAT DANGEROUS WINTER WEATHER CONDITIONS ARE IMMINENT OR OCCURRING IN THESE REGIONS. MONITOR WEATHER CONDITIONS..LISTEN FOR UPDATED STATEMENTS.
AN INTENSE COLORADO LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO SWEEP ACROSS THE GREAT LAKES THIS EVENING AND MOVE THROUGH CENTRAL AND NORTHERN ONTARIO BY WEDNESDAY MORNING. IN GENERAL SNOWFALL AMOUNTS OF 25 TO 40 CENTIMETRES ARE EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM ESPECIALLY ALONG A SWATH EXTENDING FROM NORTHWESTERN SHORES OF LAKE SUPERIOR TO KAPUSKASING. EXTENSIVE BLOWING AND DRIFTING SNOW ARE ALSO FORECAST GIVING NEAR BLIZZARD CONDITIONS AT TIMES. HEAVY SNOWFALL WILL START TAPERING OFF FROM THE THUNDER BAY ATIKOKAN AND VICINITY REGIONS OVERNIGHT AND FROM THE REST OF THE WARNED REGIONS WEDNESDAY MORNING.
I'm in Waterloo this week, thank goodness.
Homer accidentally turned up the thermostat causing Groundskeeper Willy to turn into an homage to everyone's favourite neighborhood bad guy (Freddy Krueger) and Katie, Wayne, Sarah and I invented a horrible girlie drink called "The Tool Belt" out of scraps of booze from my liquor cabinet. It made me vomit.
You can watch the Simpsons episode referenced above at the link below (in Russian at minute 6:35). I wonder how you say "lousy Smarch weather" in Russian? Fortunately, there's no video footage of me getting re-acquainted with my Tool Belt.
PS - for more entertainment in the realm of random, check out the google images results for "Lousy Smarch Weather". It's been a while since I've seen such a specific query return such random results.
Sean - let us know if you need any help digging out. We'll mail you a tool belt.
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what the hell - the shamWOW comes up for 'Lousy Smarch Weather'...the shamWOW??? what??? my mind will be on the fritz until i figure out what this means....
ReplyDeleteHey when did Sean get those tattoos on his arm ? As his Mom I protest!
ReplyDeleteI could really go for a tool belt right now...
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