Hot Weather Video to Take Your Mind Off the Cold

Thunder Bay is cold.  Very cold.  Remember when that girl totally blew you off at that dance in grade 7 by telling you that she'd rather eat a fart sandwich than dance with you?  Thunder Bay is colder than that.

Thunder Bay has a big "Feels Like" differential.  On the Weather Network's daily forecast they have the real temperature and the "Feels Like" temperature which factors in wind chill, cold stares and chilly rejections from grade 7 dances to predict exactly how much the outdoors hates you.  The difference between the actual temperature and the "Feels Like" temperature the past few weeks has been around ten to twelve degrees.  Now, if the actual temperature was -10 degrees and the "Feels Like" temperature is -21 degrees, that doesn't seem so bad.  What's bad is when the actual temperature is -23 degrees and the "Feels Like" temperature is -35 degrees.

I'm waiting for the day when someone at the weather network decides they want to get fired and on that day the temperature forecast will read like this:

Actual Temperature: -21 degrees
"Feels Like": it's killing you with a million tiny icicles through your privates

or

Actual Temperature: -21 degrees
"Feels Like": you should probably go back to bed for a few months, much like your grounhogian ancestors

To warm you up and get your mind off the cold, here's a hot video by Eurodance sensation David Guetta and autotune/fan-humping wizard Akon.  This song is painfully catchy, but the video is a bit, well...disjointed.  I've listed my running commentary on the video below:

David Guetta flies into Akon's back yard from Barcelona (pronounced "Barthelona")
Akon is sorting through polaroids of scantily clad women looking for one in particular
He finds her taped to the bathroom mirror, but he also finds that she's a lipstick waster
Then there are these first-year loser d-bags who they won't let into the party, so they sneak in but they're never seen again in the video
Then David and Akon have a multi-round tickle fight and keep on falling in the pool, which is hopefully 5% Purell considering the amount of touchy hands have been in it
Then they are at a club and they know the dancers
Akon's date, who I'm pretty sure is a man, leads them to the stage
David gets really white and sweaty while spinning at a club
And in the end it was all a dream - take that creativity!!!



THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET AKON DIRECT YOUR VIDEO!!