Braving the Cold Mall Winds

Sean and I went to the mall the other day to get...hmmm...can't remember (suckers!  You thought I was going to reveal one of your xmas gifts - I'm much to smart for that).  Anyway, we were at the mall and in order to preemptively combat the effects of Cerebral Malsey that Sean suffers from we decided to get some New York Fries before venturing into the crowds.  A full stomach always helps those who suffer from mallsea (mall induced nausea).

While we were eating and people-watching we realized that New York Fries had bestowed upon us not only perfectly fried french fries, but also a holiday gift!  A tray liner that turned into an "a magical holiday decoration". 

First, you scowl because your wife is wasting precious mall time on garbage...

Then you read and follow the instructions after decorating the paper with ketchup, salt, pepper and grease...

Then you have a "magical decoration"!  Ta daaaaaaaa!

Then this happened...