Who's Featured at Centerfolds?

I'm introducing a new element to Lake Superiority Complex.  It's called "Who's Featured at Centerfolds?".
Centerfolds is the local gentlemen's club in T-Bay and they advertise their featured dancer on their marquee.  I won't add any commentary on most of the posts in this new element.  The pictures tend to speak to themselves.  Also, I don't want any bikers or naked people after me - I'm having enough of an issue with the neighborhood cats. 

I didn't get a picture of it, but a couple of weeks ago the featured dancer was named "Swix", which is really funny because Swix is a popular brand of nordic ski wax and T Bay is a huge nordic ski centre in Canada.  Maybe someday there will be a featured dancer named "Salomon" or "Fischer".

Without further ado, here's the first installment of "Who's Featured at Centerfolds?"

I'm also considering adding an element called "What's A&W Advertising?" because their local marquee is pretty funny too.  Right now it says "BABY SIRLOIN TWINS".  I'm sure they could have come up with something that sounds a little less infanticidal.