Napoleon Dynamite Exists - And He's Calling from Inside the House!!

Remember when you watched Napoleon Dynamite and you screamed and buried your face into your mother's ample bosom and you made her promise that he was make-believe and she shhhhhh'd you and rocked you and you cried yourself to sleep? 

Well - she lied.  Not about the fact that the monkeymen from planet of the apes weren't real.  Not about the fact that there wasn't a witch under your bed that would grab your feet as you stepped toward the bed.  Not about the fact that the Incredible Hulk was just a deaf guy in makeup. 

What she lied about was the possibility that anyone could turn out as nerdy...as...this...

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