Did you know...

...that the head vampire from the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is no other than...
Da-da-da-da!
The mean and yelly dad from the Twisted Sister videos!



The first minute of this is pure, twisted familial gold.

If you liked "We're Not Gonna Take It", you'll like this too.



I remember being so excited when these videos graced the TV screen when I was a kid. I not-so-secretly wished that the next time I was bullied, I'd say the magic words ("I wanna rock") and my comrades and I would suddenly turn into the love children of Jem & the Holograms and Guns 'n' Roses. That's a shock and awe tactic unto itself.

Juns & the Rosograms also had another famous child

"Creeeeeeeole lady mama-lahhhhhd"

The mean, yelly dad from the Twisted Sister videos is actually named Mark Metcalf and he's kind of like Ron Howard's brother. You know him from lots of things, but do you really know him? Do you know that he owns a restaurant in Milwaukee? Do you know that his wife's name is Libby? Do you know that he wrote a poem about AIDS? Well, he did. And he put it on the internet. You should stop taking from the internet and start giving to the internet like me, Mark Metcalf and one of our other gifts from God, Tina Chen. I highly recommend you listen to her song about Missouri, the state she lives in (that God created) and "Not Like Any Other" which gets really awesome, really early in the song. If you prefer electronic music to a Capella, I suggest you listen to the version of "Missouri" in the link below. This has inspired me to write a song about my state, Ontario.

While you're waiting for the internet debut of my song about Ontario, here's Robo's latest contribution to the Internet. I traveled to Seattle for work last week and Robo decided to have one of his famous wee-hours shrieking matches with one of the neighborhood cats. How cute! Especially because I had to be up at 330 to catch a 4am limo. By the time I got to him, the shrieking had stopped, but there was still some howling to be done. He's so cute, but he's equal parts cute and disruptive.